Teacher asks her class if Marshall is their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy. “What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?” Jimmy says, “WV Mountaineers!!” The teacher asks, “Well, why is that?” Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a Mountaineer fan, my mom is a Mountaineer fan, I guess that makes me a Mountaineer fan.” The angry teacher says, “If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?” “Well, that would make me a Marshall fan.”
Let’s gooooo Mountaineers!